A Day In The Life

I saw a scene today oh, boy
It was a silly man who'd lost his head
And though the scene was rather bad
Well, I just had to laugh
I knew the silly chap
He blew his car out against a tree,
He didn't notice he was just a cook.
A crowd of people wondered why
They knew this chap so well
How on earth could he have done them such a hell?

I had a dream today oh, boy
The traffic cops had just caught the chap
A crowd of people unimpressed
But I just had to clap
Having seen the snap
I hate to see them go

Woke up, got out of bed
Felt my eyes and noticed they were red
Picked up the paper and saw the news
And waking up I realized I was wrong
Found my brain and came back to life
Saw the world and all it's strife
Found my way back to bed and closed my eyes
I thought it best to go back to my dream
Ahh

I saw a scene today oh, boy
A million problems in my neighborhood
And though the cook is not alone
They should have taken him
Now they know how everybody always goes to swim
I hate to see them go